I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Come see our sink grown plant.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You made out with two different species that night
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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