He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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