I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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