You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
