Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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