he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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