It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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