I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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