We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
