seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
