Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
