Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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