Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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