That's when you crack a 10am beer
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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