okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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