she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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