ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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