i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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