hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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