Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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