White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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