Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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