But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
