We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize