so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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