And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
