Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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