Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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