We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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