$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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