Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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