I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We got so high we made milksteak
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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