I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
that is very illegal...i love you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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