I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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