just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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