Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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