It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But break dance skills will only take you so far
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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