he shaved USA in his pubs
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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