D3 body, D1 cock
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She announced her abortion via fbk
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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