Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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