I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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