Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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