Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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