It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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