i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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