There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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