I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I didn't notice because vodka
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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