Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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