Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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