If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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