I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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