what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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