What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Randomize