Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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